Curing 30 Years One Month At A Time

February 8, 2009

The Cringe Factor Of Getting Mad Props Has God Taking The Night Off

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God Loves Getting Mad Props

God Loves Getting Mad Props

God is everywhere at every time, and in every situation, but I wonder if He takes the Grammys off. After all, can you blame the person who has the entire world in the palm of His hands for wanting a little R&R? After putting extra time in trying to solve the world’s economic crisis, tonight of all nights seems best for the Big Guy Upstairs to relax in the recliner and finally finish up that Sudoku puzzle.

This time off has nothing to do with having to endure the torture that is the Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift duet, even though that would be reason enough for me. He has endured worse pain than Jason Mraz having to grit his teeth as he introduced the teen pop mega group Jonas Brothers so that isn’t it either. Only the bearer of all wisdom would understand why Coldplay is considered the best “rock” band in all the land when they play on the same easy listening radio station you hear in a dentist office.

No event has God second-guessing His decision to give human beings free will more than Grammy night. Whenever God sees Kid Rock, T-Pain or Lil’ Wayne heading towards the stage, He gets a little antsy as He wonders if He will be given “mad props” for them taking home an award tonight.

The cringe factor these shout outs to God induce is too much for Him to bear. I wonder how much God enjoys having His name attached to the lifestyle of the gangster rapper or strung out guitarist. At least to me, it doesn’t seem Cristal and Christ would go together. I can picture God crossing His fingers hoping the artist only gets to thank their parents, agent and recording company before the shows producers cut them off to make sure they have enough time just in case Kanye West throws another hissy fit.

Yet, I wonder if God winces just as hard every time He hears me talk about God being the center of my marriage. Many Christians, throw out the term ‘godly marriage’ when their relationship resembles more Jerry Springer than Jesus Christ. I might be way off, but isn’t this giving God the same type of lip service many of our pop culture icons do when they thank their Lord and Savior?

This month’s focus is all about falling in love with my wife all over again. Being a Christian and adding the whole reflecting God’s image talk into the equation raises the bar to a whole other level. The standard for love no longer becomes improving my listening skills, cleaning up after myself or being interested in the things Jenn loves to do, even though those are good habits to instill in myself. Displaying virtues likes patience, forgiveness, gentleness and self-control always need my attention, but these are more byproducts then targets.

Instead God wants me to live out the words of Ephesians 5:25: “For husbands, this means love your wives, just as Christ loved the church. He gave up his life for her.” When was the last time I sacrificed for my wife? How difficult do I find it to lay down my plans for her? Do I put her needs above my own? Am I willing to die for Jenn?  In the immortal words of Little John, a rapper who always gave God mad props, those questions leaving me shouting “WHAT!?! Can I just fold some laundry?”


  1. Best 2008 Grammy commentary yet. Good thoughts on self reflection as well.

    Comment by Jespeachy — February 9, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

  2. haha! good post, i enjoyed this one thoroughly. i’m not religious, but i can still appreciate this article. to further discuss the idea of god…

    i would use the word god to describe the mastery of musicianship in the band Buckethead. i would use god to describe those who act like a god in terms of power. i would use god to describe something cohesive in society, yet so fragile, beautiful and perfect like love.

    either good or bad, god is a subjective name of describing our primitive and new imaginary views on what that entails.

    most people on the commercial airwaves suck though (in my personal opinion). they only have the appeal to 13 year old girls and boys, suspending those beyond in a state of arrested development.

    Comment by Rachel — February 10, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

  3. it looks like Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are officially BFF’s now

    Comment by coffee — February 11, 2009 @ 8:48 am

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